Go ahead, take all the time ya want
time is all I have left
"The horns are always what gets 'em first."
Doesn't he look... familiar somehow?
"Look, I get it. They don't always grow like that. Matter of fact, they damn near never grow like that. Mine do. Look all ya want. I'm probably pickin' out your best parts too, and eye contact wears me out."
You've seen him somewhere before.
"I've caught 'em lookin' by now, and usually at this point they're tryna figure where the rest of me is. Hon? You ain't the first. There's short, and then there's 'handicapped', which was what Azim said I needed, else I'd be runnin' the world by now, but that's for the best. We got enough bars."
Surely you'd remember someone like him.
"Those what still wanna cop that lucky look gotta ante up now. I hit 'em with the stare - and thank the gods I got a good one. I'm lookin' straight at ya, runnin' you through with it. Looking's free, hon, but I got too many collectors up my ass to let that starin' go untaxed."
It's right on the tip of your tongue.
"Hey? You listening? I'm tryna mock you. I'd appreciate some focus, bud."
| Name | Valom |
| Age | appears early 30s |
| Height | 177 cm | 5 fulms 10 ilms |
| Pronouns | He/Him/His |
| Gender Identity | Sexual Preference | Cis Man, Pansexual (heavy female lean), Poly |
| Race | Xaela Au Ra |
| Likes | Liquor, banter, metaphors, shock comedy, local food, gambling |
| Dislikes | "The list is an eternity long, so best ya find out yourself - just know, 'authority?' Right at the fuckin' top. Always." |
You hear...
a firm alto, in an accent you might not immediately
recognize, breathed steadily and low; hard enough
to gargle coal, refined enough to spit out diamonds
You smell...
burnt cedar, saffron, spicy orchid, bitter almond - a scent
that first comforts the heart, then warms the nostrils,
then bites the tongue
You feel...
warmth, like unto a hearth, soothing your hurts,
warming your bones, boiling your blood, charring your skin, burning you aliveit rises steadily, even now
There are no RP Hooks
...with the exception of the commonly knowable truth that Valom is a frequent employee of the Indigo Trade & Venture LLC, CEO Zaramy Silverwood.Valom has as bright and colorful a past as the scene calls for. If you need or even want a hook, you are welcome to come up with one on your own, or DM me and I will construct one for the situation, be it an old acquaintanceship, bitter vendetta, scorned lover, and more.Some examples:
■ "Wait, I know you! Aren't you that Drunken Disorderly that got locked up for the night, and come morning all the guards found was a straw dummy with lipstick painted on its face?"■ "Thief! Off breaking more hearts and stealing more purses, were you? Where's my money?! You owe me 14 LARGE, a whole Yellowfin belly, and a new wagon for the one you wrecked off that cliff!"■ "Uh... wait, didn't we play cards once--? Yeah, we did! You damn cheat, you can't just trip the barmaid as a distraction to collect the pot and scarper!"■ "Seven Hells, when did they let YOU out? After druggin' that guard and stealin' their uniform just to raid the Maelstrom Command's liquor cellar, I swear you'd have gone to the gallows for sure!"■ "HAH! It IS you! Good man, I hadn't known it could be done, draining a keg of fermented goat's milk while balancin' the goat itself on your head! Your next round's on me."...or anything else we can think of, it doesn't matter! He will likely deny them anyway, unless they are particularly awesome.Talk to me. Let's make something fun!
■ LGBT friendly and representing ❤ (no racist/hate speech)■ Mature (21+), experienced writer and RPer■ I adore in-game RP, and am open to Discord as well■ It absolutely must be stated and understood, that IC=/=OOC. You may expect kindness and understanding from me, the writer, despite my crass, horny asshole of a character (luv him for that tho fr)■ Accepting of all levels of Roleplay, from casual/slice-of-life to more mature/Adult-themed(ERP)■ I am a communicative creature; I will always communicate when I'm unsure of or uncomfortable with something, and hope that friends and RP partners may feel the same■ The best way to RP with me, as this hobby exists for me alongside a full-time job, is to schedule it!■ #Zaramy0140 Discord■ Mare code available by request